We are back with our
Marvel vs DC
‘Pull A Leg’ Battle
Between the two Gods
Wonder Woman vs Thor
To begin with, we have the gorgeous Wonder Woman
“Hey Thor, the God of Thunder
Or should I call you the Main cause of the All mighty blunder….
They say you’re from Asgard
So you should probably model for Itch Guard….
For your Asgardian armor will make you sweat
When the Sword of Athena will pierce right through it….
And don’t be scared by the wonders I’d put on for display
Which may include using Mjolnir against you, to say….
And to say, like Batsy
I don’t own a big Rouge gallery….
Coz when I’m done with them
I’m done being a merciless mayhem….
What more should I say, you need a hammer to pour down the thunder
All I’ve to do is to be at my glamorous best to make you surrender….
Upon everything, you’re such a scared Lil baby that you need Heimdall
But you can surely visit me at the Paradise Island, even at nightfall….
For I did handle the Gods of Olympus single handedly
That I’d be pleased in using the other to make you leave…. ”
That was quite spicy, as expected though. Let’s see what Thor has to say
” Yes, you can call me Thor
For unlike you, I love to end a war….
No wonder people love calling you Wonder Woman
But I wonder how you couldn’t smell the sarcasm in It, amen….
To cascade the lightening you need a shiny bracelet
Dough,I’m a walking bolt hot enough to burn your glamorous facet….
Indeed you’re worthy enough to hold Mjolnir
But what if I shrink you first and clasp in the bottle of elixir….
Plus I can commute with the light speed point zero
That I can shatter you with your own lasso….
You feel pride for defeating a few God’s wall
Well, for checks, I’m the one who put an end to the Ragnarok cycle once and for all….
Plus I’m the protector of all the nine realms
And you live in one, so I bet that’s quite enough to overwhelm….
So just run your way back to the Island, right now
before I bombard another pow
That’ll make you lose your appetite
As an aftermath of this forfeit…. ”
Ps: It’s just for fun. We love them equally and they are damn perfect in all senses.